Evan’s bachelor party

Juan Last Ride

Mexico City · April 15 to 19, 2027

Hand rolled · Poorly supervised

Juan Last Ride

Evan’s bachelor party, Mexico City

April 15 to 19, 2027Finest quality · Poorly supervised · New owner in August

Nothing booked yet

A retirement match in three falls

Evan – days can wait

Four nights. No witnesses.

The itinerary

Two out of three falls. No time limit.

  1. Thursday Optional

    First pour

    A baggage tag for MEX, Mexico City. Contents: one decent shirt.Condition: mint
    1. 4pmSeattle nonstop lands
      Airport
      MEX, not NLU
      Ride
      Split an Uber. $11 to $19 a car, 30 to 60 minutes.
      Times
      This year’s schedule. Check April’s before you book.
    2. 6pmFirst beers at the house
    3. 7:30pmStreet tacosAn easy night. Allegedly.
      Bring
      Pesos. Taco stands are cash.

  2. Friday Mandatory from 8:30

    Main event

    A ringside ticket, Arena Mexico, Friday night: Admit Juan. Two out of three falls.Condition: fine
    1. 10amCoffee in Parque México
      Map of Parque México, Condesa, opens in a new tab
    2. 1pmLong, loud seafood lunch
      Where
      Roma Norte. Tables open a month out.
      Each
      $50 to $70
    3. 4pmThe Friday crew lands

    4. Locked in

      8:30pmLucha libreMasks, big beers, loud crowd
      Where
      Arena México, a short ride
      Each
      $20 to $65
      Tickets
      On sale in March. I’ll get them.
      Map of Arena México, opens in a new tab
    5. LateOut in RomaOne more. Famous last words.

  3. Saturday Mandatory

    Till Mezcal Do Us Part

    A brass fare token, Xochimilco canals: good for Juan ride.Condition: good
    1. 10amDamage report
    2. 12pmParty boat at Xochimilco
      Getting there
      Vans at noon, about an hour each way
      Each
      $25 to $45 with drinks and the ride
      Bring
      Pesos and sunscreen
      Mariachi
      About $16 a song. Worth it.
      Status
      Tentative
      Map of Embarcadero Nuevo Nativitas, Xochimilco, opens in a new tab
    3. 8pmThe big dinnerOne long table
      Where
      A private room in Roma Norte. Not booked yet.
      Each
      $50 to $80
      Wear
      The one decent shirt
    4. LateMezcal, then who knows

  4. Sunday Mandatory till noon

    The reckoning

    A chemist’s packet: Dr. Juan’s Morning After Powders. Take two daily with chilaquiles. Does not restore dignity.Condition: fair
    1. 10amChilaquiles

      Free to go

    2. 12pmWave off the Sunday crew
    3. 2pmA park or a market
      Map of Bosque de Chapultepec, opens in a new tab
    4. 7pmEasy dinner

  5. Monday Optional

    Tapping out

    A room key on a leather fob: check out 19. If found, return to Seattle.Condition: poor
    1. 9amOne last taco
    2. 12pmTo the airport
      Flight
      The nonstop leaves around 3pm.

Juan Way or Another

Come when you can. The chain part is not optional.

Juan Last RideBoarding pass

Land
Fly home
  1. Thu
  2. Fri
  3. Sat
  4. Sun
  5. Mon
Nights
4
Days off
3
Once you land
$1,330
plus your flight

Nobody sees this, so text me.

Before you ante up

The details

Cost, per person

The Buy-In

The house, 4 nights
$400
Food, drinks, fun
$930
Once you landThu to Mon
$1,330
Your flight
$550 to $800
All in, about
$1,880 to $2,130

Priced Oct 15, 2026. More if the house is ridiculous.

The house

A Bed You’ll Barely Use

Where
Condesa or Roma Norte
Beds
A real one each
You pay
Only the nights you sleep

7,350 feet up

Staying alive

The Altitude Is Not the Problem

  • Drinks hit harder.
  • Bottled water only.
  • Ice at bars is fine.

Bring

Masks Optional. Passports Not.

  • PassportExpires after October 2027
  • One decent shirt
  • Walking shoes
  • A layer80° days, 50° nights
  • Some pesos

Around town

Nobody rides alone

  • Uber or DiDi everywhere.
  • Cards almost everywhere.
  • Pesos for tacos and tips.
Punch card

Dates that matter

  1. Oct 25Your weekendsNext up
  2. Oct 27Weekend lockedNext up
  3. Nov 6Your daysNext up
  4. Dec 18DepositNext up
  5. Jan 31Flights bookedNext up
  6. Mar 16Final itineraryNext up
  7. Apr 15Wheels downNext up

Last punch, first mezcal.